Red Hats Eliminate FEMA Threat Assessment Director Jeffery Afman in North Carolina

Oct 29, 2024

Red Hats on Saturday “eliminated” FEMA Threat Assessment Director Jeffery Afman in an unsanctioned but fortuitous engagement that took place in the mountains northeast of Asheville, North Carolina, a once picturesque community laid waste by Hurricane Helene and, subsequently, the throngs of federal agents who arrived in the storm’s aftermath. A single .300 Winchester Magnum round, fired from a Savage Arms bolt-action rifle at 800 yards, ended Afman’s life.

As reported previously, a task force comprised of White and Red Hats—Union forces—first encountered Afman last week at the Downtown Greenville Airport, where he and the now-incarcerated General H.R. McMaster, Retd., were stopping civilian pilots from airlifting relief supplies to neighboring North Carolina. At the time, the despotic duo fled the scene, and although Union Forces gave chase, they eluded capture. Union troops caught McMaster several days later; he had left himself conspicuously vulnerable while signing autographs and copies of his book at a San Antonio Military History Club. Afman, on the other hand, melded into the shadows.

As early voting began in several Southeastern states, General Smith and Col. Kurtz decided that White Hats would tackle election fraudsters while Red Hats remained in storm-stricken areas to mop up criminal FEMA goons. They also agreed that, if practical, any alphabet agency chiefs should be caught instead of killed.

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The Red Hats who tailed the federal Gestapo from Asheville to a FEMA outpost—a prefabricated metal structure the agency had set in a level valley near Craggy Pinnacle Summit and the Blue Ridge Parkway—must have felt that Afman deserved a hasty demise, a source in Gen. Smith’s office told Real Raw News, adding the general learned about the assassination plot after Afman was lying in a pool of blood with a gunshot entry wound where his left eye used to be.

“It wasn’t approved by Gen. Smith, and Kurtz told him his men saw an opportunity to eliminate a paramount threat and took it. Afman shouldn’t have left himself so exposed,” our source said.

The bloodthirsty Red Hats camped on a bluff that overlooked the structure and had a clear line of sight at the entrance. There they waited patiently, the sniper adjusting his scope for elevation and windage, and his camouflaged spotter glassing the area for roaming FEMA patrols or signs their cover had been blown. Two hours later, just before dusk, Afman and an unknown accomplice stepped outside. The sniper fired a single round, striking Afman’s eye socket.

“That’s a kill,” the spotter said.

The unidentified guy, now standing beside Afman’s corpse, leaped back inside the building and slid the door closed as the Red Hats withdrew into the dense foliage and safely egressed the vicinity.

The shooter, our source said, was not military but rather a former SWAT member who was fired some years ago due to having a large number of “excessive force” reports filed against him. How he became associated with Kurtz is unknown.

“If you ask me, he’s better off with Kurtz,” our source said.