Marines Push FEMA Out of Maui
White Hat forces in Maui have eradicated or repelled all but a handful of the felonious FEMA agents who began terrorizing the tropical paradise in the aftermath of the inexplicable…
Gen. Milley Cries Foul; Tells JAG He Still Works for President Trump
The dishonored Mark A. Milley, now at Guantanamo Bay, has told U.S. Navy investigators they “colossally screwed up” because he had been working undercover for President Donald J. Trump since…
“mRNA Queen” Hanged at GITMO
If Moderna Monster and “Queen of mRNA” Melissa J. Moore had any regrets over the countless fatalities attributable to the vaccine she had engineered, she didn’t voice them when Vice…
JAG Hangs Five
In what could set a precedent for JAG’s book of business, the entity tasked with enforcing justice against unrepentant Deep Staters simultaneously hanged to death five physicians convicted of coercing…
Janet Yellen Arrested for Treason
Investigators from the U.S. Army’s Criminal Investigation Division (CID) on Tuesday arrested Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen at a Maryland hotel, alleging that the Deep State despot had engineered a…
Gen. Mark Milley Goes to GITMO
White Hats hope the arrest of former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark A. Milley will ripple through the Black Hat’s military echelon and cause it to…
JAG Convicts “mRNA Queen” Melissa Moore
A Guantanamo Bay military tribunal on Thursday delivered a verdict of guilty in JAG’s case against former Moderna maniac Melissa J. Moore, the creature that lobbied the FDA to approve…
JAG Nabs Another CDC Cretin
U.S. Navy JAG investigators on Saturday arrested CDC Chief Medical Officer Debra Houry near her home in Athens, Georgia, enforcing a military arrest warrant saying that Houry, among other despotic…
General Mark Milley Arrested!
United States Marines on Monday arrested Biden loyalist General Mark Milley on treason charges two days after President Donald J. Trump said on social media that the wicked general was…
JAG Arrests U.S. Special Representative for Ukraine’s Economic Recovery
Only a week had passed since the criminal Joseph R. Biden appointed Penny Pritzker as the U.S. Special Representative for Ukraine’s Economic Recovery when U.S. Navy JAG investigators arrested her…