Two United States senators have recently died in hospitals, said a U.S. Army Cyber Command source who claims his agency intercepted conversations in which Democrat leaders discussed the deaths of Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman and California Senator Dianne Feinstein, who allegedly perished within days of setting foot in hospitals.
Fetterman entered Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in mid-February for clinical depression and hasn’t been seen since, causing critics of the Lurch-like senator to question whether a man of diminished capacity can legislate while infirmed. Our source said that if Fetterman’s legislating anything, he’s doing it from Hades.
Cyber Command’s belief that Fetterman is dead stems from a February 27 phone call between Chuck Schumer and Senator Gary Peters (D-MI.) in which they discussed ways of imposing novel anti-firearms legislation. Before concluding the call, Peters asked Schumer to “send John my regards when you talk to him,” prompting Schumer to respond, “Hey, he’s gone, but we’re keeping it quiet to avoid a media frenzy until our contingency plan is ready. I thought you were in the loop and knew. He died two days ago, massive f heart attack.”
Fetterman had a protracted history of heart ailments. In 2017, he received a diagnosis of atrial fibrillation, an irregular heart rhythm, and although his cardiologist got him started on a regimen of medication and exercise, Fetterman did not follow through. Fetterman suffered a stroke, one of the direst consequences of AF, on May 13, 2022, and miraculously survived.
When Peters asked Schumer to send his condolences to Gisele, Fetterman’s wife, Schumer chuckled and said, “Her? Hell, she killed him. Not in the direct sense of the word. She cuckolded the poor bastard and made him watch her having sex with other men. She humiliated the s*** out of him, telling him how unusual it was for a 7-foot-tall man to have a 4″ penis. It’s no wonder John was depressed. He had no will to live, and that probably caused his heart to break, literally.”
“How do you know all this?” Peters reportedly asked.
“Oh, we know,” Schumer replied. “She’s shedding no tears and will get a big payout.”
On March 2, wicked, wretched Dianne Feinstein, a six-term senator and the oldest member of Congress at age 89, was admitted to a San Francisco hospital to be treated for shingles, a viral disease characterized by a painful skin rash with blisters in a localized area. It’s hard to imagine why she, a staunch vaccine advocate, hadn’t been inoculated, unless she was, and the shingles vaccine, like so many other fake shots, was merely a placebo.
According to our source, Cyber Command has a copy of a death certificate that says Feinstein died of a pulmonary embolism at San Francisco General Hospital and Trauma Center on March 4. It was signed by Dr. Christopher Liverman, MD, PhD., San Francisco County’s coroner’s chief medical examiner. Cyber Command authenticated the certificate and Dr. Liverman’s signature.
Moreover, Cyber Command has a video of a dead Feinstein being pushed on a gurney from an operating room to the hospital morgue.
On March 7, the MSM — including Fox News — announced that Feinstein made a miraculous recovery and would soon be back at her post legislating for Democrat values. The MSM declared her “alive and well” not based on physical evidence but on Tweets from her Twitter account.
“Fetterman and Feinstein are dead, and good riddance,” our source said. “But the Deep State will resurrect them through body doubles or clones. I can’t imagine anyone finding a body double for Fetterman; he’s a real mongloid, an aberration. Have you ever seen the movie The Hills Have Eyes? Fetterman looks like one of the ax-wielding maniacs from the movie. The Democrats can’t risk losing seats, and that could happen if their senators suddenly croaked.”