Nancy Pelosi Hanged at GITMO
President Donald J. Trump was at Guantanamo Bay Tuesday to witness Nancy Pelosi’s execution, which took place at 10:00 a.m., JAG sources told Real Raw News. The embattled president reportedly…
JAG: Detainees “Unlikely” to be Clones
“It’s unlikely detainees held at Camp Delta are clones,” a GITMO source asserted to Real Raw News after medical staff examined Nancy Pelosi, Jim Baker, Miguel Cardona, five inmates whose…
Paul and Nancy’s Christmas Goodbyes
Paul Pelosi, whom GITMO staff have called a model prisoner, was asked on Christmas Eve whether he had final words for his wife before she heads to gallows Tuesday morning.…
Military Tribunal Convicts Paul Pelosi
True to its word, the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps and the Office of Military Commissions resumed military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay following the Labor Day weekend. White Hats,…
DeSantis Tours GITMO
U.S. Naval Station Guantanamo Bay received an unexpected visitor Saturday afternoon. Florida Governor and potential 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis arrived at GITMO at approximately 4:00 p.m. aboard a Learjet…
At GITMO, Fauci Refers to Wife Christine Grady as “He” and “Him”
“Tell us, tell us what we want to know about Obama.” JAG investigators at GITMO on Monday sweated new arrival Deep State Dr. Anthony Fauci for incriminating information on Barack…
Gavin Newsom Hanged at GITMO
Disgraced California Governor Gavin Newsom left his Camp Delta cell at 6:30 a.m. and was driven to gallows that had been erected on the base’s southern corner, near Leeward Point…
George W. Bush Hanged At GITMO
The tyrannous saga of George W. Bush is finally over. On Tuesday morning, the 43rd President of the United States stood before an ensemble of military brass loyal to the…
At GITMO, Dr. Francis Collins Blames Covid Lies on Dr. Fauci
No sooner had former NIH Director Dr. Francis Collins arrived at Guantanamo Bay than he began professing his innocence and blaming his ex-coworker Dr. Anthony Fauci—AKA Dr. Death—for perpetrating the…
George W. Bush Military Tribunal: Day 1
Wednesday, December 8 The officers empaneled to judge the military’s case against George W. Bush sat in silence as the defendant, shackled at the wrists and flanked on either side…