Frodo Baggins Arrested for Child Sex Crimes
Frodo Baggins escaped the perils of Mordor, but he could not elude the all-seeing eye of the U.S. military criminal justice system. You read that correctly. The Lord of the…
White Hat Officer Booted from Gen. Berger’s Council
U.S. Marine Corps General David H. Berger on Monday kicked to the curb White Hat Councilmember Air Force Colonel Blaine L. Baker upon learning that he had, on September 15,…
Military Topples FEMA Outpost in Florida
U.S. Special Forces on Saturday toppled a Federal Emergency Management Agency “mobile command center” in Southwest Florida, arrested six FEMA agents, and recovered 350 firearms FEMA had looted from evacuated…
Navy SEALs Sink FEMA Barge Headed to South Carolina
As a weakened Hurricane Ian moved toward South Carolina Friday afternoon, so too did something more ominous and lethal than any storm to have made landfall on the United States.…
Trump: DeSantis is Deep State
President Donald J. Trump on Thursday branded Ron DeSantis “an agent of the Deep State” upon learning that the governor had given the Federal Emergency Management Agency a chivalrous welcome…
Brian Stelter Executed
Former CNN host and convicted pedophile Brian Stelter was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay on Friday, just hours before the facility locked down in preparation for Hurricane Ian. Sources…
VIDEO: Joe Biden Sees Dead People? Calls Out For Rep. Who Died In Car Accident A Year Ago!
President Biden on Wednesday asked if Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-Ind.), who was killed in a car accident last month, was in attendance at a White House hunger conference. Biden was…
VIDEO: Old Biden is Losing His Mind
It is already a well-established fact that the President of the Biden administration is not in a very good mental state. However, old Biden has done nothing to bring relief…
VIDEO: Rumors Are Swirling That China’s Xi Jin Ping Was Arrested
A more detailed story of President Xi Jinping’s arrest has emerged. Translated from Mandarin: “Shocking Beijing story: Xi visited Central Asia on Sept. 14th. Hu and Wen successfully persuaded Song…
Military Tribunal Convicts Paul Pelosi
True to its word, the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps and the Office of Military Commissions resumed military tribunals at Guantanamo Bay following the Labor Day weekend. White Hats,…