GITMO Guards Who Murdered Erik Hooks Take Plea Deal
The Guantanamo Bay guards who beat detainee Erik Hooks to death have accepted a deal instead of a court martial that could have seen them hang and tainted JAG’s stellar…
Marines Kill CDC Official During Arrest
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Managing Officer Aaron Aranas was shot dead Friday morning when he and two bodyguards exchanged gunfire with a U.S. Marine reconnaissance unit that had…
White Hat Mission to Arrest Biden Goes Awry
U.S. Navy SEALs had hoped to apprehend the criminal Joseph R. Biden on Thanksgiving Day. But when they arrived at billionaire David Rubenstein’s 13-acre Nantucket compound, where the Bidens allegedly…
Putin Bombs Big Pharma in Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday ordered the destruction of a Kyiv pharmaceutical laboratory suspected of manufacturing COVID-19 vaccines that reached the arms of Russian citizens. The Farmak plant was…
Marines Push FEMA Out of Maui
White Hat forces in Maui have eradicated or repelled all but a handful of the felonious FEMA agents who began terrorizing the tropical paradise in the aftermath of the inexplicable…
Gen. Milley Cries Foul; Tells JAG He Still Works for President Trump
The dishonored Mark A. Milley, now at Guantanamo Bay, has told U.S. Navy investigators they “colossally screwed up” because he had been working undercover for President Donald J. Trump since…
“mRNA Queen” Hanged at GITMO
If Moderna Monster and “Queen of mRNA” Melissa J. Moore had any regrets over the countless fatalities attributable to the vaccine she had engineered, she didn’t voice them when Vice…
JAG Hangs Five
In what could set a precedent for JAG’s book of business, the entity tasked with enforcing justice against unrepentant Deep Staters simultaneously hanged to death five physicians convicted of coercing…
Janet Yellen Arrested for Treason
Investigators from the U.S. Army’s Criminal Investigation Division (CID) on Tuesday arrested Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen at a Maryland hotel, alleging that the Deep State despot had engineered a…
Gen. Mark Milley Goes to GITMO
White Hats hope the arrest of former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark A. Milley will ripple through the Black Hat’s military echelon and cause it to…