Nancy Pelosi Hanged at GITMO
President Donald J. Trump was at Guantanamo Bay Tuesday to witness Nancy Pelosi’s execution, which took place at 10:00 a.m., JAG sources told Real Raw News. The embattled president reportedly…
JAG: Detainees “Unlikely” to be Clones
“It’s unlikely detainees held at Camp Delta are clones,” a GITMO source asserted to Real Raw News after medical staff examined Nancy Pelosi, Jim Baker, Miguel Cardona, five inmates whose…
Paul and Nancy’s Christmas Goodbyes
Paul Pelosi, whom GITMO staff have called a model prisoner, was asked on Christmas Eve whether he had final words for his wife before she heads to gallows Tuesday morning.…
Lloyd Austin to White Hats: Surrender or Else
Officers in the White Hat community have been receiving letters authored by the criminal regime’s Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, which hold an ominous ultimatum: relinquish command in exchange for…
White Hats Upset at Trump’s Comments on the Constitution
President Donald J. Trump’s oft-bumpy relationship with White Hats he appointed to uphold the Constitution hit another snag last week after he on Truth Social suggested nullifying certain articles of…
NC Residents Cry “Martial Law” over County-Imposed Curfew
Residents of Moore County, North Carolina, cried “Martial Law” Sunday evening after county officials issued an Emergency Declaration Order in response to widespread power outages and mandated a dusk-to-dawn curfew…
JAG Names Hollywood Producer Arrested After Biden’s Banquet
The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps has released the name of a Hollywood producer who was arrested after attending the criminal Biden regime’s banquet last Thursday evening. That…
Vaxxed Pilot Dies During Takeoff
Envoy Air flight 3556, an Embracer E175 operated on behalf of American Eagle, experienced an inflight emergency seconds after departing Chicago-O’Hare International Airport for Columbus, Ohio. The pilot-in-command, Patrick Ford,…
JAG Charges Nancy Pelosi with Treason, Seditious Conspiracy
The United States Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps on Friday filed formal charges against former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who was arrested Thursday night after attending Biden’s lavish State banquet…
Inside Biden’s Billion Dollar, Drunken Gala Dinner
Thursday night’s liberal lollapalooza at Tyler Perry Studios’ “White House” was a farrago of drunkenness, paranoia, chicanery, pomposity, and alcohol-fueled rage toward Donald Trump and Elon Musk. As reported yesterday,…